pinoy puns

• A parlor in San Juan: Cut & Face
• A wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas: Starduck
• A small Internet café: Cafe Pindot
• A laundry in Manila: Summa Cum Laundry
• A noodle restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers
• A restaurant in Pasig: Johnny’s Fried Chicken, The “Fried” of Marikina
• A boxing gym in Taguig: Blow Jab
• A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida
• A copy center in Sikatuna Village, Quezon City: Pakopya ni Edgar
• A kambingan: Sa Goat Kita
• A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye
• A store selling feeds for chicken along Sucat Road: Robocock
• A shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago
• A shoe repair shop along Commonwealth Avenue, Quezon City:
SHOEPERMAN (We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you)
• A petshop: Petness First
• A flower shop: Susan’s Roses
• A taxicab: Income Taxi
• A second-hand watch store: 2nd Time Around
• A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit
• A lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
• A ceiling installer: Kisame Street
• A car-repair shop: Bangga ka ‘day!
• An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
• A fishball cart along P. Campa St., near UST: Eat MyBalls
• A barber shop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
• A resto in Baclaran: The Last Supper
• A party-needs business: Balloon-Balloonan
• A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
• A store selling fresh chicken, apparently owned by a woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken
• A Hair Salon in Makati: Hair We Go Again

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